ケヴィン・スミスのインスタグラム(thatkevinsmith) - 4月7日 23時31分
Happy Birthday to the Love of my limited life, the lady I call Wife, Mother of my only begotten child, and girlfriend for quite awhile - @jenschwalbach! On this adventure of a lifetime, she is Sacajawea to my Lewis or Clark - ever guiding me through an unfamiliar world to a brighter horizon, usually with the Kid strapped to her back. And as much as I dig @harleyquinnsmith, she couldn’t exist without Jenny (proud manufacturer of dickless, beardless Kev clones since 1999). I didn’t just hit the jackpot with Schwalbach - I won the entire casino! And it’s like the casino was fulla money and puppies! You continue to enchant me, my Forever Girlfriend! And while I’ve never been the perfect husband, I’ve always at least tried to earn the decades of support and encouragement (and sex) that you’ve tirelessly given me since we met back in 1998. When I was a kid, I always wondered about 2 things: 1) Why didn’t Luke swing the lightsaber BEHIND the Emperor’s throne and kill him *that* way in #returnofthejedi - because then Vader couldn’t have blocked the blow; and 2) Who would ever marry me? The first question still frustrates me, but you answered the second one years ago - continuing to do so every day. Thank you for letting me share in your one and only life, my Love! Also: thank you for tolerating a man who sometimes has to wear a wig to work. And if I have to leave this best-of-all-possible worlds one day, you’ll be all I’ll think about. So I’ll probably be saying your name when I die - and because I’m a coward, I’ll likely also be saying “SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!” But let’s be honest: you already saved me a long time ago, my hero. To quote a great American “I’m not a smart man, Jenny. But I know what love is.” And it is you. I love you! Wake and cake, Birthday Girl! Photo by @kylebonokaplan! #KevinSmith #birthday #birthdaygirl #jenschwalbach #jennyschwalbach #married #jayandsilentbobreboot
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