ヴィッキー・パティソンさんのインスタグラム写真 - (ヴィッキー・パティソンInstagram)「Attention all passengers! The hot mess express is leaving the station 🚂😂🤦🏻‍♀️😩 Yip.. it is THAT time of the month again 🥺🤦🏻‍♀️ So aunt flow is well & truly back in town & the considerate old cow not only brought her usual suitcase of cramps, crying & complete emotional anarchy she’s also updated her repertoire & let me tell you.. it is no picnic! So for the last week/10 days or so leading up to the bloody event (pun unintended 😂) I’ve been practically unrecognisable from my normal self. Scatter brained, exhausted, apprehensive, clumsy, struggling to find the right words for stuff & wracked with an unusually high amount of anxiety. (It literally has had me missing my normal unhealthy amount of anxiety.. oh those were the days eh? 😂) And don’t even get me started on my poisonous little inner critic who has taken my weakened defences as the perfect opportunity to inflict even more self doubt, harsh observations & general obnoxious behaviour on my already sleep deprived & stressed little mind. Am I being dramatic?! Oh yes definitely 😂 But are my periods getting worse as I get older? 110%! And I just need to make sure I’m not the only one?! So ladies, help me out man! Am I alone? Anyway, that was all abit deep. To lighten the mood here is a list of irrational Reasons I cried this week: - I couldn’t open my cheese string - Climate change - I saw a clip of a clingy baby panda in a zoo (nuff said.) - Ercan told me I needed to tidy my walk in wardrobe (he was entirely correct, it was a disgrace.) - a bird flew past my window on its own & I got really upset that he/she didn’t have a girlfriend/boyfriend. - Kim and kanye’s potential divorce - I watched a video of a lovely elderly pizza delivery man who was really still too old to be working getting a huge tip from this lovely couple 😩 So there you have it, there’s nothing else for it... For the foreseeable future I will remain snuggled in this corner, crying sporadically, devouring my body weight in biscuits and watching cute animals videos online. To any other menstruating Mel’s, I wish you the best of luck. Let’s try And show those Fallopian tubes who’s boss gals 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ Choo Choo 😩🚂」1月27日 23時22分