Venus Cat のインスタグラム(venustwofacecat) - 7月4日 08時46分

??Do u know the answer??
This month I’ll be celebrating a birthday. I will be 12 years older in human years than HuMom (which naturally makes me her superior). How old will I be and how old does that make HuMom? ❓❓

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phynnebarnett Let's see, there is an exact science to this & it's called math. We can't go wrong with this theorem: The price of 10 veggie pizzas, multiplied by the square root of avat of rootbeer, brought to the 10th power of 80 power drinks, and divided by pie 3.14159 (you decide if you choose to use cherry or blueberries for your pie) then minus the amount by the tangent, cosin & sin of 100 mirangue birthday cakes, then multiply everything by the number of cat hair on your neighbors new fedora hat & multiply all of that by zero which means that.... *drumroll please.... drrrrrrrrruuuummmm!!! It means you are both ageless and priceless!!! Happy birthday to you dear Venus & a hearty hello to your beautiful teenage mom!!! Send over some birthday cake if possible. Smile baby doll !!! ☺️❤️????

vidyashanker Happy Birthday Sweet One!" It's 2:30 am in our little hamlet in Northern Central Massachusetts, and all I Think that I can figure out is that, well, not much. The best I've got is that I think that year one cat years equals seven human years, and then five years every subsequent year. So somehow I thinl that she's twelve years older than you in human years, but I need more into like birthdates

leroys.mama The smallest combo this works for is that you're 18 and she's 6. There are other possible answers, since I have no idea which birthday you're celebrating. Happy birthday, anyway!!!

mamabetsyvoyles @venustwofacecat well, if you and Humom are anything like me, my mind thinks I’m 20 and my body reminds me that I’m not 20 anymore ???

hunt.alberta ????Venus= 9 years old/HuMom= 42 years old. Happy Birthday Venus2facecat??????⏳? Thank you both for existing. God bless

bogie.tortiecat According to online sources when Venus you turn 10 your mom will be 44, but really you will be 10 and your mom 29. ?

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