Kids Are the Worstのインスタグラム(kidsaretheworst) - 4月19日 05時30分

I mean, who doesn’t?
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Also, always call first. No wait. Text first.
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This was one of my favorite submissions from yesterday’s Stories. And more coming today. The things our kids tell other adults, man. From @shan_kidd #kidsaretheworst

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cadet_ted One time my 3yo kid kept telling people really dramatically that I had pushed in front of a train in the middle of the road. What actually happened? We were crossing a street and she wasn’t buckled into her stroller (cause she wouldn’t stay buckled), and as we went over the railroad lines in the crosswalk she tipped forward, and landed ON HER FEET, and I quickly grabbed her and checked that she was okay. (Almost the same thing, right? ?)

rachelestan My coworkers son told his teacher that “daddy sits at the kitchen table and does drugs” he was in nursing school and studying different medications...at the kitchen table after everyone went to bed ?

just_diana77 This is so me except I don’t garden but cleaning inside could possibly be done naked My kids are 15 & 17 and this is our norm. Sorry but not Sorry.

daisyandherpirates Or maybe it's mom code for an innuendo. "Mom, why are you naked?" "Oh, it's because I was GARDENING, honey."

heatherchurchhealth There was an RS president in my mission that would garden in her G tops. #seethrough ???

llatham80 @emspix1 remember when JB told his primary teacher that John wasn’t his dad?! ?

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