シャーロット・ケンプ・ミュールのインスタグラム(charlottekempmuhl) - 1月21日 03時49分

For that one troll who accused me of trying to seem too “smart”- I’ll have you know I once thought New Jersey was a borough of NY, confused Luis Borges for the Borgias and referred to Kerouac as “the American Hemingway”, so I’m actually pretty stupid, just enjoy reading about the oddities of the universe and sharing useless facts at dinner parties.) The other accusation this lovely human made was that I “only hang out with rich people”- sheesh- you date one C-list celebrity and suddenly you’re Anna Nicole Smith? Ok, guilty as charged, Indonesian child slaves are painting my toenails right now and I use caviar as lube... Sean happens to be less spoiled than most of my broke friends and a combination of Nikola Tesla, Oscar Wilde and Jimi Hendrix (he just got Hendrix’s enormous penis, not the musical talent part) so anyone who wants to criticize him for the fate of being the accidental love child of Paul McCartney and Lucy Liu can suck it. Also, everyone who knows me knows I’m the hardest working white trash kid from atlanta who still spends most of my time in motel 6’s eating gas station cup ramen with fellow degenerates, lugging insanely heavy gear around and sharing air mattresses and building sets in snow storms, plus I never sleep cuz I produce my own music and direct/edit my own videos and do all the graphic design etc for the label I started. Am bemused my public image seems like Marie Antoinette but I’m more like Rosie the riveter. So please hate me for the right reasons- like I’m a pretentious nerd and dress like a clown and am a tyrannical control freak- but get it out of your head that I’m some spoiled Kardashian lounging around eating macaroons while other artists are “keeping it real”. Cuz they ain’t.

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