ショーン・パトリック・フラナリーのインスタグラム(spflanery) - 5月27日 00時11分

Dear someone... I’m coming for you.

I’m still breathing hard. Holy shit. I thought I could make it ‘til Sunday... but there was a cat that couldn’t outrun death. I glanced up at that trap door and tried to imagine myself not climbing into it... but I just couldn’t. One day. I made it one day after hearing a noise directly above my head as I was sprawled in a warm bath. I guess there’s a part of every man that needs a leash. Stood on that tub just underneath and popped it open. Not even screwed down. Crazy, right? Figured I’d just look... no, that’s a lie. I knew I’d need to see where it went. So I did. Usually if your head can fit, so can the rest. Turns out that’s a lie that’s found out too late. Somewhere in-between my room and my neighbor’s, that tiny pathway hit a kink that everything but my hips could clear. Roof to floor was maybe 10 inches the whole way, but at that chicane... dropped to 9. Stuck. A foot ahead just dead ended into a computer panel. Nowhere forward to go. That’s okay... the only time a retreat is unchained. I smelled smoke. My boot had snagged on a clump of wires & now it was melting my right heel. Hoped I wouldn’t catch on fire, but it finally stopped sparking before panic. Thank God. Had to torque my hips HARD... big bruise, but bent that thin aluminum wall for freedom.
Done. Finally. Backed all the way out toward that ceiling flap... damn near hyperventilation. Relief when I felt my boot tips finally drop at the edge of that opening. Lowered myself by my arms as my dangling legs searched for that tub’s edge in complete darkness. Must’ve shorted some shit out en route. When that partially melted heel finally found the tub’s lip & held my weight, my hand hit an object as it was waiting in line to exit. Climbed down with it. Too dark to see, but familiar enough to the touch. A cell phone. Somebody’s. Holy shit. A single finger made it glow. Then a swipe to the pics file. Me. Asleep, sprawled & bare... water without even a ripple... in a beautiful bathtub overlooking the city. Someone’s getting a beat down. I have your address. Yes. Seriously. #CrazyShit

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