ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 5月10日 04時30分

“Quick, guys! Call Trevor, get Brian, too—we only have a few minutes here and they have got to see this shit!” said local fifth-grader Josh Osborn, directing his emergency response team to take crucial photos while simultaneously trying to get Tyler to relax and stop screaming so as not to attract adult attention. “This is what we train for, what we discuss for entire lunch hours. Sometimes, you only have minutes to see if the bone is, like, sticking out through his pants before someone comes and ruins it with a cast or something. Thank God Andrew was cool and came to get us the second he heard the crash, or we might not have been able to get here and gawk at his totally wrecked leg.” #TheOnion

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