ジーニー・チェンマイのインスタグラム(thejeanniemai) - 4月22日 10時00分


Me: "Mom. What's the recipe to the secret skin stuff you make for me every year?" Mama Mai: "Why? You need more? You wrinkle?" Me: "No. I'm going to tell RuPaul about it." Mama Mai: "Ohhhh! Who? Sean Da Paul? Da guy singing 'Right tempachure' black guy? Oh he my favor!!! I have his ringtone!" Me: "No mom, not Sean Da Paul. RU--" Mama Mai: " 'Da right tempachure to keeping u warm. Oh lor got the right tic tac turn u on.." Me: "Mom, NO. RUPAUL RU. Ru Paul." Mama Mai: "Who?? Da guy with the big boob sometime, sometime not? WHY YOU TELL HIM FOR? He not my friend! You not share!" Me: "MOM. It's for his show! Nobody's gonna actually make it! Hurry mom I don't have time, just tell me!" Mama Mai: "FOR DA SHOW? YOU TELL FAMILY SECRET FOR DA WORL? What for?! So da white people can copy and den sell at Target and den what??? Cost me alot of time and money so you can go to da Walmart and buy for 9.99? Where my money? Why you not smart? You tell everything- after talk show you talking too much. Too much! All day!" Me: "Oh my god. Nevermind. I got this." Mama Mai: (hanging up) "...so stupid. All da secret gone, give to bald guy all gone." Watch #GoodWork on E! at 10/9c and don't ask me to share how I got #MamaMai 's skin secret. It's rough in these streets. @rupaulofficial


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