レイチェル・ブレイセンのインスタグラム(yoga_girl) - 1月15日 13時39分

Hello! My name is Ringo. I am very sleepy right now but I wanted to write you to tell you how uncomfortable it makes me when you talk about my testicles! Yes! I just said testicles. My testies! Mine! I would very much like to keep them, thank you. I like to lick them in the morning when I wake up and sometimes I sprawl out on the couch and drag them across mommy's pillows. They're MY balls so I can do whatever I want with them!
My mommy told me to tell you all that I am very calm and submissive and have never once even looked at another dog in a bad way (why would I!? I love all dogs all of them we should all just be friends forever and always), I don't pee in inappropriate places, I'm not territorial and I have never humped a girl dog in my entire life (ew). I did hump daddy's arm once though but that was a huge mistake (double ew)? I'm always on a leash and never run loose in places where there are other dogs. Some of you humans say I should let the vet surgically remove my balls just to be sure I don't get sick when I'm older and so that I don't make little ringlets but fact of the matter is I'M A GOOD BOY. And, if I should get my balls chopped off to not get cancer (let's not live our lives out of fear now shall we) YOU should all stop drinking alcohol, stop eating sugar, wheat, meat, dairy, fried foods, eggs and anything containing additives and sugar substitutes, stop smoking, stop living in cities where there is lots of traffic, stay away from your phones, stop using conventional deodorants and shampoos and stop every other thing that has ever been related to cancer. If you do all if the above and reeally have nothing to worry about aside from my balls then sure, tell me I'm going to get cancer if I don't chop them off. I like my balls and I'm going to keep them for as long as me and my parents see fit! Now. Let's talk about something more important. Like what is it like to live without a tail??? I've always wanted to know...??? PS FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM MY ACCOUNT IS WAY BETTER THAN MOMMY'S!! @ringo_thegringo @ringo_thegringo #imagoodboy #sorrymombutmyigisbetter #anigwithanig #italiangreyhound #lickballzforlife #stopjudging #startloving #yay

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