イリザ・シュレシンガーのインスタグラム(ilizas) - 2月6日 10時58分

"Dear Diary, The Girl foiled my plans for a mid afternoon thunder dump by closing the door to the guest room. I've held my poop in protest- I shall unleash it, with no mercy, tomorrow morning at 4am so she's pressed for time en route to her 6am flight to Boston. She'll be stressed and when we get there in time and she treats herself to an Egg McMuffin, I'll make sure to get my cut- there's always a tax she has to pay me for my mercy. I don't fuck around. As you can see from my picture, I'm always strapped."

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