クリスティン・ウッズさんのインスタグラム写真 - (クリスティン・ウッズInstagram)「Behold. The Schwunny Cup. A cup infused with magical healing properties. Discovered in a mystical cave of cardstock and glue gun residue. Proof that the witch who once used it was POWERful. A cure for the common cold. An elixir to draw out the toxins of a failed plan, a bad day, a hangover. It doubles the efficacy of antibiotics and makes everything taste like it’s your birthday. Doesn’t work unless you’ve washed straws in JUST before boiling water several times for re-use. And then never thrown them away. They must be kept, in a drawer, assuaging the guilt you feel for using them. You’ll find a way to use them. Maybe for your cards. Maybe you’ll crochet them. Is that possible. Who knows. I know. The answer is yes. You’ll wait for the new technology that makes them efficient. You’ll dissolve them in acid. You’ll do anything but throw them away. And you will feel better in the morning. 💖🐚💖🐚💖 🐚💖」10月25日 3時38分