デイン・クックのインスタグラム(danecook) - 8月21日 06時45分

I’ve got over 200 scars across my body. 80+ through my head from a vicious dog attack when I was 4 (zoom in you can see the scars run across the top of my forehead). He ripped my head up pretty good but that was only the beginning. A year later the scar on my left eyebrow - a result of a wrestling match I got into with a metal bed frame with no mattress or box spring on it. Almost lost that eye too from the damage around it from getting it dislodged. Nasty gash. Of course cystic acne pounced on me at 15 years old and if the anxiety / introvert I was dealing with wasn’t enough the acne made me a recluse. Scars from not treating properly gave me what my agents today lovingly call my rugged look - I’ve never tried to laser my face off or anything to “fix” my skin. Everything I’ve accomplished was with this face and although not perfect I don’t give a fuck because I’m not perfect inside either so it all goes together. Huge gashes on my stomach from getting impaled on a tree branch at 16 had me hanging from my rib cage. Lotsa pretty stitches. Skateboarding down a road paved with rocks smartly destroyed my knees. I also built a go cart that dissembled itself whilst I was riding it full speed down the steepest road in my neighborhood. Shredded the Lee jeans right off my ass and cut me up something special.
Oddly I’ve never broken arms or legs but have had more near misses than you would believe. My doctor said if I wasn’t so limber (my patella tendon is fucking sexy af and can limbo me to the floor) I’d be “doomed.”
Car crashes, motorcycle mishaps, onstage stunt man level abuse — I’ve pushed myself to the limit.
My heart is a kid. My ability to play to endure to dream and create keep me feeling like I can do it all over again. That’s why I’m 30 years into a career and yes I’ve had ups and downs. Been told no way over and over while I made it a yes way. Popular, outcast, influencer, old news — I’ve heard it all.. some of it in my first year doing this profession.
You know what I’ve never heard?

You didn’t try.

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s0ulmatic Thank you so much for posting. For those of us dealing with skin issues/scarring/aesthetic insecurity, this is SUCH a powerful and uplifting message. You rock my socks, @danecook , there’s not a thing about you that needs to change (physically). Dunno if you’re a sociopath or something lol. Much love 💕

sclloyd88 @danecook will you ever make another comedy movie like My Best Friends Girl or Good Luck Chuck? I miss seeing you on the big screen. "Hey asshole....got my peanut butter??" That scene with you & that big girl was so cringeworthy but absolutely classic! 😂😂

brendadowland You've always been hilarious but I've got mad admiration for how you used that cash they couldn't access to rent those venues yourself after you got fleeced. That's some next level thinking there. Keep on keeping on, you're gorgeous inside and out.

builtbymike I remember your early show where you were doing a set about bathroom graffiti where you basically threw yourself upside down on your back. Definitely stuntman level abuse!

1happygramm You are funny af, smart... very smart, and driven as anyone can be but I think what makes you as successful as you are is that you are a good man. And that is everything!

smashley_219 I have always loved all of your material and movies! Oh and fyi, I DID work at Burger King, my brother WAS my manager, and he WAS a dick! Lmaooo

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