ニック・スウォードソンのインスタグラム(realnickswardson) - 8月21日 05時01分

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[BIHAKUEN]UVシールド(UVShield)

krunkenstien People with piercings in their dick, gotta live like this. They can’t write their name in the snow or pee standing up. It’s a breech in our national security. But, for only $1 a day, you can help support a leaky peepee. Please, do your part, and donate now. Call 1-800-dripdik or find us online at www.savethesquirtydingus.c:ENTER:##

senorbush @realnickswardson please come to Charleston brotha! The dirty south needs you!! And I still can’t find out who fuckin farted down here

melisamcdonnell Or if you’re a chick and it splits into two streams and one goes all up in your butt crack.

rjacobb47 When this happens, I always think of the scene in "Me, Myself, and Irene."

ivnned Can’t ever wear khakis bruh get them piss ankles and stanky legs

mtpglass Ol’ Two Stream Nick we used to call you.

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