レイン・ウィルソンのインスタグラム(rainnwilson) - 8月13日 08時46分
j.x.s.x
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
debramariatella
Hello Rain ... I doubt that you will reaf this. I am mexican... snd my son ...and my siblings are in the USA, with permit to work, and it is still snf outrage how they mistreat them
im_manas__
Can we get a full cover of 'take me home, country roads' with you and Ed Helms? I think I speak for everyone when I say that that would achieve world peace.
booshmaster6969
What is my perfect crime? Start a comment war on instagram and see if it will get internet famous to beat the egg as the most liked photo on instagram.
akrem_cali
It will never get picked up because you are not that famous. That train has passed. Having said that, keep entertaining your random fans on instagram.
rhiannon__broadwaysavage
The knights who say ni are very angry and you must now cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring
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