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y_gratia Touching story from Readers Digest. Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking 2 my wife about life.. In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I told her : 'Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the connections that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die.' My wife got up from her seat with the look of admiration towards me proceeded to disconnect the Cable tv, DVD, ,the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, Gin, Vodka the Beer from the fridge... I ALMOST DIED!! Think before you speak. The female brain works on a different wavelength! ????? -Reader's Digest

karelpantophlet a man left his zipper of his pants open. a lady past by and saw it. she told the man in her own words: sir you left your garage open. the man answered so you saw my black hummer parked inside. The lady answered with a smile. she said NO sir i saw a MINI COOPER with 2 flat tires haha

casper_eac_sports There’s a professional Assassin that charge 10k a bullet. A client ask him to shoot his wife in the head and blow his best friends d*ck off. The assassin says, “I think I can do it with one bullet” ???

emilsblums Doctor saved criminal's life after he was shot few times. After that, criminal of course was caught. Few weeks later, Judge in Court sentenced this criminal to death. #darkjokesbutitried

ptemcandrew A man goes to the doctors, he says, 'doctor doctor, I can't stop my backside singing glory glory man utd' the doctor says don't worry about it, thousands of ass holes sing that!!

kingoflfc2008 My best joke is that Rhian Brewster has 1 golden CL medal and that’s 1 more than Man City Arsenal and Tottenham

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