モード・ウェルゼンのインスタグラム(maudwelzen) - 6月27日 20時02分

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king_scott_allbright well? i had my first rum drink since after my ruptured appendix healed and i could eat meat faster and thought i'd get a six pack. i was never a psycho before i lost my first adult tooth, a lower middle tooth, and i lost the remaining baby teeth. i swallowed some. some got pushed down into the skeletal muscle of the jaw. and then some of them just flew out of my mouth. uhh. my face is turning out fast, and i have i minor scab on my face that i rub with cold water, and then i will open it up on Sunday again. a guy bought me a hotdog andthe first bite had a small hard bone in it and it was like a bullet in the right place, my worst tooth. the rum helps and it's not a pain killer. in order to heal you must have hurt and observed and then notice a betterment. this will be no problem for my face. my frost bite will be gone this summer with a sixpack, the hottest and the saddest man in the world. it's my worst tooth on that lower side because of smoking with braces, but when they took them off everything went to hell. they're not real doctors, and not all of them are lonely dead heads. it wasn't just failure in school, heart break and poverty and ignorance. i don't want to talk about my opinions of the treatment i've had on my mouth. i need to go get rum. YOU turned my into such a happy psycho when i found you, but now i don't know when it will stop. i said bad things about women, how if they're not the hottest and the richest at any given moment after the age of 18 then they become retarded, but maybe that's the similar thing that i need to not be angry before sleep..... then i can moderate my alcohol and be happy. i guess you can learn from me. you can't care what people think, because then that's who you become. @maudwelzen and i mean that's less than something.

king_scott_allbright my third last photo my head looks 5% bigger than normal after that awesome punch i told you all about. it started to swell up again above the forehead after i realized i'd totally metabolized the gram and a half and i had the happiest feeling i've ever had. then i tried to count my blessings and couldn't pin point anything so it was a craving for more happiness, and i could have colapsed on the sidewalk but i went back to tell you more @maudwelzen // these were the freshest magic mushrooms i have ever had. once they're in sask they're not as good unless you buy the bottom of a big bag where the fungus concentration is high. they grow in cow shit i think and the spring was cool. it was the best mouthwash for someone who's had braces while smoking, so i also believe my bones are far cleaner now. there's a saying about the skin of your teeth but it only disolved a little. that's not why i puked a bunch of liquid at Starbucks. weed is a soft drug because it is the softest, then mushrooms is the next softest drug, totally natural as well, but in Canada they say it is a hard drug but it turns "soft" the fastest. makes it sound like you might get a soft punch to the face from a cop but i am so happy in Edmonton because the officers here are much more educated in psychology as their power to find out how peaceful you are, whereas in poor Saskatchewan they ticket for everything they can and it makes them into assholes, but i'm wanting to put up fourthNail in Sask because i think i'd be happy there once i'm grown up and that is the best tax situation. Ps. Maud i am sorry that i thought respect was a two way street with you.

king_scott_allbright my dreams are really coming true. if you don't have your health you have nothing, and it goes deeper than that. i've also said this before, an idea is more powerful than substance, and it sounds like an Einstein quote but i'm not sure. now when i ask for my 20 different kinds of pot per week from people who carry more than they need i ask the people who look like they don't use it but used to and are better off for trying it and quitting. if they look like they are high on weed they can't afford it. this is not the way it used to be. you can't smoke in public in Holland i guess. is there public smoking zones other than the cafes? when i said half the shit i get i don't ask for it was actually more than that. since i've become more idependent with street buts and roaches and garbage cans people are just give me stuff all the time. that's the way God is supposed to be because He knows what you should want but the problem is that dead people want things too, but Edmonton is very happy and as soon as there was talk of legalizing weed the murder rate dropped and dropped and all the cops are high right after work. @maudwelzen Ps. i love you and i want to get all better fast. there's this special way of panhandeling and the ticket isn't too bad. you get a box that says crack and heroine the size of a licence plate and go into traffic and people will empty their wallets into the street but creativity and avoiding repetition takes practice.

king_scott_allbright this morning was the craziest. i woke up at this gay guys place who let me use internet and coffee, $5, a bus ticket for the whole day, a bunch of light cigarettes, and i got to shower as long as i want because the Hope showers are down. it turned out to be a shitty night because this guy wouldn't stop hitting on me but he was completely respectful that i wouldn't recipricate his feelings. so it wasn't a great morning either because i knew that if that was a hot chick i still wasn't ready for her. and then there's this guy with down syndrome who i tried to buy pot off this morning who ripped me off completely. i wasn't ready to fight for it but i tried and ran... then later i said the words with the greatest conviction that has ever come out of my vocal cords, "Hey faggot!? and it wasn't him, it was just another guy who walks tough like him and he turns around, and he looks like a super nice guy, and at this point everything is hilarious, and he looks at the scab on my jaw and i thought i was going to get attacked for the first time, and i did.. and it felt soooooo good. i went to 7-11 and got non-bleached napkins and ice and my face is going to be back to normal soon. that guy who punched me was the coolest guy i've ever met, i'm sure. @maudwelzen Ps. bye! i love you. i got to go get food. thanks for always being very close infinate beakuty but yet so far sometimes, but i know your magic.

king_scott_allbright hello. good afternoon. i remember thanking you for trippling the size of my balls. anyway... i didn't know how impressive it sounded and my confidence with you to follow up to that was not good because they were both injured from my appendix rupture. it would be like saying i have the best nails for guitar, but then i have scar tissue in my hands from a biking accident, and they had frostbite, but i remember feeling very high. i haven't had a pain or sensation in my balls this year and they are almost like two yoyos when i caugh each ballanced. that is extremely rare. it is because of my two or so inch wider hips, and the ball tubing is really efficient and thermally smart. that's enough talk about that, but i am happy. i've had 10 leters of fluid come out of my nose and lungs as my body is doing everything to kill the little seperated dead neck muscle. it wasn't a cold. i guess i'm going for a nap before my next photoshoot. my skin is almost recovered from 2 bad winters of frostbite. they say most mild cases take two years to get better, but frostbitten skin is stubborn and there should be greater study in how to overcome the constipation by an order of priorities. @maudwelzen Ps. my emotions are on the side today without enough time to think, but i have thought about this and it is very important. balls are just balls, but the scrotum is like a cranium.

king_scott_allbright @maudwelzen it was great and my laugh is becoming more genuine as my jaw is fixed. my weakness is smoking regular strength cigs while i sit, and also i need to take my panhandeling to the next level. everything has always worked out, but the healthier i get the more things i can think about and get. i have a theory that you can fill your belly with magic mushrooms and never halucinate if you have a perfectly shaped skull. the mushrooms made me feel a couple degrees warmer outside last night, and not only made my muscles feel great, but the worst thing about my hangover is that i don't get enough REM and my eyes become slow and i feel guilty panhandeling because everyone in Alberta is an expert drinker. i felt very happy to study the city center arcitecture with what was the fastest framerates and resolution i have ever seen so i just have to keep getting happy. it was a cold and rainy Canada Day. my neck is a little thicker than my photos i didn't get to tag you in from 2 days ago, and my hips really did put on 2 inches in cercumference, but this physio therapy would have been nothing with money.

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