デイン・クックのインスタグラム(danecook) - 4月5日 06時53分

#tbt 2005 photoshoot
Zero chest definition but perfected the blue steel look.
Hair by my pillow.
Makeup by someone who knew how to cover adolescence.
Five o’clock shadow 24/7 with no grey yet but still distinguished when I wasn’t being an idiot.
185 pounds of wide wonder.. ready to take on the whole fuckin’ pipe dream as I was rushing through it. So much of it that I’m a certified plumber.
You can accomplish anything if you’re able to convince yourself life’s limits are only there to contain others. Someone asked me in an interview in 1997 what should people know about you. I said I’ve already made it but you all are late.
I was broke and insecure about myself but wasn’t gonna let anyone else know that. Haha. Perception.

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staciem31 I first saw you on comedy Central and was immediately hooked. Then I saw you live in I believe 2005. I have your CDs, as well as your movies. You are a funny motherfucker. My fav comedian. Keep up the good work!!!

_camcakez I'm not sure your material in Harmful if Swallowed was appropriate for me at ~12 years old haha, but I sure am glad my brother's friend lent him that CD, because I remained a fan since then.

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whatphillmade Yo @danecook ! I did a few digital portraits of you for my hero project at Full Sail University, Love for you to peep them!

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