クリスティ・ルーカジアックのインスタグラム(christilukasiak) - 12月14日 09時04分
The drama is strong with this one. ✨ ⠀
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Have you ever heard the saying “like attracts like”? Based on the drama of my texts from my various friends, I would say that a very fair statement. I’ve always been SLIGHTLY dramatic and my friends? Well, you decide:⠀
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•”I lost my shoe in the mud. Like, it’s missing”⠀
•”My dad got kidnapped from his nursing home”⠀
•”Do you think my husband would be able to taste rat poison in his dinner?”⠀
•”I kinda got ran over by a car on my lunch hour”⠀
•”I know those mothers are purposely not cutting out their Box Tops for Education on the lines”⠀
•”My kids were on my nerves. So I took a personal day. In Florida”⠀
•”My daughter was talking back to me so I threw her phone in the toilet”⠀
•”Did you see Jess’s Christmas card? Nothing says “Happy Birthday, Jesus!” like side boob”⠀
•”Can you please text me in 2 minutes. I need to threaten my kids and I’ll say you are Santa.”⠀
•”My dog needs therapy because I have to leave her while I go to work”⠀
•”I had to “mute” all of my friends on Instagram that are new mothers. I’m so sick of seeing the same pic of their kid from 87 angles”⠀
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These are all real life?. I love being surrounded by amazing women. Seriously. The best Girl Squad around. ? ⠀
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Tell me the funniest text you have ever received from your bestie. ?
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