ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 5月24日 01時33分

Sources confirmed that local man Brett Harding, who was about to spend a whole week touring various countries in Europe and feeling nothing but constant, unceasing anxiety, was totally unaware that the 15 minutes he spent by himself staring serenely out the window at the runway and consuming a 6-inch pie would remain by far the most enjoyable part of his entire trip. According to witnesses, after spending over $2,000 on international flights and hotel rooms that Harding would only associate with guilt, fear, and an overwhelming sense of physical and mental exhaustion, buying an $8 combo meal from an airport pizzeria and eating every last bite would be the only moment during the entire vacation where he actually experienced the true joy of traveling. #TheOnion

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