ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 5月18日 02時45分

“Jesus, Harry, what the hell? Are you ashamed of me? Because that’s what this feels like,” said furious royal bride-to-be Meghan Markle, interrupting her stammering betrothed to ask when he was planning on telling them, how he could be such a coward that he’d blatantly betray her trust, and exactly what the fuck he meant by “I didn’t think it was a big deal.” “You say they’ll be cool with it, but seriously, Harry, you don’t know how white people can get about this stuff. I really don’t want to show up to the royal goddamned wedding and suddenly the Queen, Prince Charles, and Camilla Little-Miss-Perfect Duchess of Cornwall are being all weird! I wonder what could make them act like that, huh? Oh, God—please say your brother Prince William at least knows.” #TheOnion

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