Black Jaguar-White Tiger のインスタグラム(blackjaguarwhitetiger) - 3月4日 23時54分

Look: @johnmac_bjwt may pretend to want to spend all his time with the kids here, and he can come and put his “Zombie in Love” face every time he sees Nala, but all of us that have known him during these couple of years know what’s in his Heart: He just wants to get married to see that little figurine on the wedding cake with his 3D Printed face on it right next to his “Beloved”. Just think of this: Why hasn’t he moved here after 2 years of me offering the same benefits that he has in the US? Because he Loves his job up there? No, it sucks. He’s just waiting for “The One (Sissiest term ever invented)” to show up to start shipping the invitations to the wedding, and in Mexico, it would be difficult for him to find “His partner in crime” to live happily ever after with. This is why I, Eduardo Serio, ruler of the third world, refuse, absolutely, to name a Lion after him. Instead, there are more (Or super close to) than 200 Mice that carry John “Rat Man” Heart. Oh, and that part where he says that his friends’ testicles have been removed came from me when I explained to John around 3AM the whole kneeling process through a FaceTime call: A man kneels, offers his money in the shape of a bribe (Engagement ring) with one hand, while with the other he offers his testicles to be surgically removed in the years to come and becomes a Mouse (Metaphorically speaking only, because male Mice have their private parts over developed as ironic as it may sound). Do you remember @johnmac_bjwt in the same kneeling position like a year and a half ago but in front of 60,000 people at Giant’s Stadium? #Charming Next time John visits us, he’ll be in charge of developing the French Poodle wing of the Sanctuary. Having said this, congrats to John’s recently engaged friends, I wish them nothing but Blessings. On the other hand, John, I hope that you choke drinking your Orange-Mocha Frappuccino right next to Fifi and Fufu, your grandma’s French Poodles while you watch “Little House On The Prairie...”
@johnmac_bjwt

[BIHAKUEN]UVシールド(UVShield)

>> 飲む日焼け止め！「UVシールド」を購入する