ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 2月20日 06時14分

“Oh, man, this is so wrong and I know I’ll rot in hell for laughing, but I just can’t help it,” said local man Kevin Morgan, whose repeated disembowelment at the hands of horned demons would actually be for driving his 15-year-old sibling to an unlicensed clinic in 2011 to terminate a pregnancy from a man who was not her husband. “I bet there’s a special place down there for people like me [who worked two extra shifts to pay for the procedure]. God, please forgive me, because my soul is definitely doomed for [never once trying to talk her out of it, even when she was having second thoughts].” #TheOnion

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