ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 1月31日 11時23分

“I should have known something was up when that sketchy asshole claimed he had awesome seats one row back from the president,” said Illinois Senator Dick Durbin, who curled up on his couch and picked at a bowl of microwave popcorn while watching U.S. legislators file into the House Chamber on his television. “Ugh, those goddamn tickets were clearly printed out at home. There wasn’t even a hologram on them. I never should have believed that sneaky bastard, but I had already bragged to my guests about the great seats I was going to get. What a waste of 800 bucks.” #TheOnion

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