ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 8月13日 04時02分

“Oh, how I ache for those papery, peeling hands to lovingly graze my cheek,” said area woman Anika Mitkin, pining for the moment when her beloved would embrace her once more and gently rub the small of her back with rough, chapped fingers that flaked off skin with each stroke. “At night, I fall asleep to fantasies of his alligator-hide touch. I just can’t go on much longer without feeling his parched, calloused palms with their raw, visibly-bleeding cracks on my body.” #TheOnion

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