ジ・オニオンのインスタグラム(theonion) - 2月14日 01時21分

“Today’s the day that I finally clean up my act and start taking the steps I need to better myself,” said local alcoholic Darren Weller to his fellow bar patrons, outlining a series of dramatic steps aimed at improving his physical and mental health that will in no way interfere with his crippling addiction to alcohol. “No more excuses. It’s time I went back to school and finished my degree. No more pizza and beer every night. I’ll probably live five more years just by having salad and beer. Who knows, I might even start getting a run in every night before I hit the bars. Yeah, I really feel like this is a new beginning.” #TheOnion

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