デイン・クックのインスタグラム(danecook) - 11月2日 11時59分

I'm not wearing any pants in this picture. Just my tank top & a pair of sneakers with no socks. I'm also sitting on a ice pack to numb my balls to get them Canada ready. I am thinking about having sex in a barn during a storm and seeing the horses terrified eyes darting around while the sounds of their whinnying mixes when the sounds of sexual fulfillment. I'm like a sex pharmacist that not only fills your prescription but throws in a free daily pill planner.
Sometimes when I have sex I like to pretend I'm the lone survivor on a space station having delusions and seeing myself have floating anti gravity sex with a woman that may or not be an alien disguised as a human woman. After sex I call vVn Diesel on a phone that I created that can call into the past. I call his old voicemail and I'm like, "Vin you should do a movie where you race cars and you fight for your beliefs" and I hang up laughing like a child seeing the sun for the first time after living at the bottom of the ocean in a place called Oceans End east of the Mariana Trench.
If you want to fight my past you must challenge he my future. I just made that up but it plays and you will remember it even if you hate it. But haters gonna hate and that's what Rocky fought for when he fought fights and ran up the stairs to a statue of himself.
Only like this if you believe George McFly knew in #BTTF.

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