ケヴィン・スミスのインスタグラム(thatkevinsmith) - 3月23日 00時36分

18 years ago yesterday, I went on a first date with my future wife to the Indie #SpiritAwards. I won Best Screenplay for #ChasingAmy that day but the real victory happened later that night, when Jen and I got carnal for the first time (if you've ever seen the #EveningWithKevinSmith college tour standup special, you've heard me tell the story of Jennifer and I dry humping with clothes on so hardcore that I cut my dick open against the inside of my zipper). There aren't many pics of us together in those early days (camera phones were still years away in 1998), but this is a cheesy banner we bought at the #syracuse State Fair that still hangs in my office. The image is a snapshot of two people who barely knew each other when it was taken. Look at the two kids in that picture: they have no idea about the adventure they're going to take together. These two have no clue about @tuskthemovie or @yogahosers. And the only #HarleyQuinn they've ever heard of is in a cartoon! But while the graphics surrounding our pic on the banner may be on the tacky side, it's also proven to be very true thus far. 18 years after we initially bumped bits, we're still cumming all over each other (generally around her legendary "clit/taint/brown area" that I used to read so much about in the early days of #Twitter). Thank you for accepting my invitation to the Spirit Awards in 1998, Jenny Schwalbach! Not only did you give me @harleyquinnnn_ - you also changed my life forever and took me on the Odyssey of a lifetime! #KevinSmith #jenniferschwalbach #marriage #jen #harleyquinnsmith

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