デイン・クックのインスタグラム(danecook) - 2月28日 04時46分

Last night 23 something people descended upon the Cook Ranch & Inn For Extraordinary Individuals & Wayward Gunslingers As Well As Gifted Gamers to play Mafia.
I entered the game like a reformed cyborg sent from the future hellbent on destroying space and time only to discover the true meaning of love, Christmas & what it means to be the revealer of false townspeople.
I can only tell you I was absorbing powers from across the galaxy to suss out the disciples of the lie gods and bringing them to the phantom zone that is my kitchen fully stocked with way too much drink.
I roared in as sheriff and didn't let up. No. I was relentless.. It was like the Matrix soundtrack came to life and became a one man yelp reviewer with ultimate admin powers.
I used my entire arsenal of hidden abilities to change my prime directive to suss out the wolves among us and make them howl by tricking them with a fake full moon in the night skies controlled by my triforce powers. Sitting in my living room with a dumb white rug I assure you you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy except for maybe a DMV in North Korea.
Last night I regained my virginity.
Last night I became the eye on the back of a dollar bill.
Last night I was like the last 40 minutes of Boogie Nights.
Last night wasn't just a game night where me and my new friends competed for fame and fortune within the confines of ficus trees... No last night we saved the universe from boringness. You're welcome planet.

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