デイン・クックのインスタグラム(danecook) - 1月5日 04時35分

I'm a dancer deep within the deepest fathoms of the center of my souls basement.
The famous Russian Bolshoi Ballet dancer Аркадий "Barnyard" Константин once said of my skills, "Dane Cook is like if lightning stopped striking suddenly and just started dancing around the highest summit in the world so the planet could watch the beauty and desire of a bolt of dancing incredibleness that is lighting. Dane Cook can dance so well that other dancers would watch this and ask for their feet to be surgically removed and replaced with the feet of goose."
I can dance like the wonderment of a child set free in a supermarket.
I can dance like a drunk driver drives a car that has been put in "opposite mode" (a little know setting standard in all modern day vehicles). I dance and you orgasm all the colors of the double rainbow.
I dance and fear fears me, love falls in love with me, concern becomes unconcerned, your bills become paid, old age becomes a joy, shoulders become boulders and all your thoughts about what could have been become what should have been and yes there is a difference.
I dance to live. I dance like a drunk girl thinks she knows the best picture of a group of girls based on not just how she looks but how the group looks at her.
Please like this is pic and send it to someone who needs courage.
Please take a pic of your own and tag me and hashtag #DancingWithMyself
I'm so happy my penis was shrouded and basking in the beams of light warming my asshole.
#happynewyear

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